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Finitia

          Finitia           fih-nih-sha: The melancholy of completion               To write is to burn with the fire of vision. The blank page roars in silence; it rages with invisible chaos. You need only touch pen to paper to make it blossom.           Your creation starts out vague, awkward, unsure of itself; but soon it tells you the shape it shall take. The work gains momentum and your mood brightens. You give it your thoughts, feelings and memories; you forget your troubles; you abandon yourself to the joy of flow.           Soon the gaps fill in, and you have a first draft. But you see its flaws too well; so you revise the work, and revise it again, impatient with its imperfections. You attack each draft with a red pen and a critic’...

Psychologies Defined

Psychologies Defined       Parapsychology:   The study of someone smart enough to mislead the investigator. Parapsychology has gathered much data, but has not yet developed a theory.   Orthopsychology:   The study of someone not smart enough to mislead the investigator. Orthopsychology has developed much theory, but has not yet gathered any data.   Autopsychology:   An unnatural act.                

To Trump

  Orange Toad   While riding a bus on the road A florid deplorable toad Boldly bragged to a pal He could grope any gal But we heard. May he reap what he sowed!       Dear Donald   Oh you special orange Snowflake It is time to quit your bitchin’; If you cannot stand the heat Then you’d better leave the kitchen!