Paradox Point

Mystery in History   I’m baffled by a mystery: Has ever once, in history A seating king was heard to sing “This throne’s so hot and blistery”?                  

Extreme Values 4/15/1983    and    2/12/2017 with thanks to Piet Hein     A. Minimum or Less   Yes, I freely admit that I take as a rule That anyone dumber than me is a fool. But alas! That implies what is quite plain to see; That my wisdom, at best, is the least that can be.     B. Upper Bound   Yes, everyone wiser than me is a sage! That’s a thought I have sadly accepted with age. But there’s one consolation I take from this rule; That at worst, I’m the wisest conceivable fool!          

          Announcement     This is an announcement From the Emergency Broadcast System. This is not a test. This is an actual emergency. Had this been only a test, Then you would have received directions To the nearest shelter. But there is no shelter. This is an actual emergency. This is not a test. This concludes this announcement From the Emergency Broadcast System.