Public Health Regulation # 666
Public Health Regulation # 666 All gods must be kept on a leash. No gods allowed aboard public transportation except seeing-eye gods for the blind. Curb your god. Owners must clean up after their gods. If your god barks after midnight, you may receive a noise complaint. If your god destroys somebody’s property, you may be sued for damages. If your god attacks someone, you may face criminal prosecution. Remember; all god owners are legally responsible for their god’s actions. Commercial god-fighting is illegal. Any person found participating in an organized god-fight will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. ...