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Public Health Regulation # 666

     Public Health Regulation # 666                All gods must be kept on a leash.           No gods allowed aboard public transportation except seeing-eye gods for the blind.           Curb your god. Owners must clean up after their gods.           If your god barks after midnight, you may receive a noise complaint. If your god destroys somebody’s property, you may be sued for damages. If your god attacks someone, you may face criminal prosecution. Remember; all god owners are legally responsible for their god’s actions.           Commercial god-fighting is illegal. Any person found participating in an organized god-fight will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.       ...

It’s No Good

         It’s No Good                     Grandma shakes her head. “It’s no good,” she says.           Food, friends, neighbors, children, grandchildren,                    her aching joints;                    all no good.           She needs her troubles, lives to complain.           Tired of this, I turn on the TV, but find her there too.           The weather’s no good, the market’s no good,           Politicans are no good, foreigners are no good, ...

Full Circle

          Full Circle     Washed up, knocked down Nothing to show Out of luck, turned around Nowhere to go Oh well, what the hell No-one to be Square one, rebegun Now we are free.