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A Vision of the Five Bikers

          A Vision of the Five Bikers             I dreamed that I saw a land secretly besieged.           It did not know that it was under attack.           Five berserk raiders came, mounted on motorcycles. These five bikers were spirit warriors; they left no physical trace of their deeds. They rampaged and destroyed, but nobody knew. Millions vanished, but nobody ever noticed.           These metaphysical marauders did not kill; they cancelled out. They erased. Their victims did not die because they were never even born. A Biker’s prey ceased ever to have been. It was an eerie struggle, a ghostly battle with the unborn. The Five Bikers did not kill; they annihilated.           Thus the population s...

The Ballad of Miss Mary Jane

      The Ballad of Miss Mary Jane           To the tune of ‘The Ballad of John Barleycorn’     There were three men came out to the West Their fortunes for to find And these three men made a solemn vow: That Mary Jane must die!   They harrowed, they plowed, they planted her in Threw clods upon her head; And these three men made a solemn oath: That Mary Jane was dead!   They let her lie for a very long time ‘Til the rains from Heaven did fall And then Lady Jane sprung up her head And so did amaze them all.   They let her stand ‘til mid-summer day And she looked both bushy and frayed; And then Lady Jane grew a thick, thick bud And so become a maid.   They’ve hired men with the scythes so sharp To chop her down to die They tied her and bound her upside-down And left her there to dry   They’ve hired men with the scissors sharp ...

Cannabinoid Fandom

          Cannabinoid Fandom     We’re coming, we’re coming, our brave little band Adoring Can na bis we do take our stand We don’t like tobacco, too much makes you die That sure gets you down but it can’t get you high   Chorus: Hooray, hooray for THC For CBD, for THCV Hooray, hooray for THC That’s the song of cannabinoid fandom   Oh, this is a weed many people impugn They say that it turns a man into a loon Amidst all these filkers I must disagree I don’t see a one who is saner than me   (Chorus)   They say that it changes your time and your space And also that memory loses its place Now let me explain why these claim are all wrong… … I think I’ve forgotten this part of the song   (Chorus)   Now, some SF books with enough pot will click Read R. Anton Wilson or Philip K. Dick Yes, SF and smoking combined will engage That is, if your eyes do...