Golden Showers!

Golden Showers!

          (from about 2016)

 

 

The Movie Of The Day is titled:

 

GOLDEN SHOWERS!

 

Starring our favorite John, Donald John Trump; plus some underage Russian hookers and a damp Moscow hotel bed formerly occupied by the Obamas.

 

Cinematography courtesy of the FSB. Publicity care of MI6.

 

You want support? Here goes:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

 

Yes of course it’s uncorroborated. But if it isn’t true then it should be. It fits his look like a bad comb-over. And I find it plausible. We’ve always known that Donald John Trump is a John.

 

A sexual kink? Meh. Cheating on his wife? Ugh. Symbolically flinging filth at a hated rival? Ew. Leaving behind a stinking mess for the hotel maid to wince at? Pig!  Being stupid enough to play these games in a bugged room? Idiot!

 

The only part of this story that I seriously doubt is Trump being blackmailable. Since when has he had any shame?

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