Public Health Regulation # 666

     Public Health Regulation # 666

 

             All gods must be kept on a leash.

          No gods allowed aboard public transportation except seeing-eye gods for the blind.

          Curb your god. Owners must clean up after their gods.

          If your god barks after midnight, you may receive a noise complaint. If your god destroys somebody’s property, you may be sued for damages. If your god attacks someone, you may face criminal prosecution. Remember; all god owners are legally responsible for their god’s actions.

          Commercial god-fighting is illegal. Any person found participating in an organized god-fight will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

          All gods must be registered, licensed, tagged, vaccinated, and spayed or neutered by their owners. God tags are available in the basement of City Hall.

          Any god found wandering loose without a tag will be taken to the City God Pound; if it is not claimed within ninety days, then it will be destroyed.

 

 

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