Honest Politicians

 Honest Politicians

 A Discreditorial for the National Liar, April 1, 1994

 

Patriotic traitors

Conservative destroyers

Liberal enslavers

Socialist profiteers

Free-market monopolists

Austerity spendthrifts

Philanthropy tightwads

Progressive bigots

Feminist sexists

Gay homophobes

Macho wimps

Liberated prudes

Celibate lechers

Prohibition addicts

Legalization crooks

Pro-life killers

Pro-choice regulators

Anarchist tyrants

Rebel fascists

Law-and-order rioters

Jingo cowards

Pacifist assassins

Skeptical dupes

Pious sinners

Holy warriors

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