Spooky Riddles

Spooky Riddles

 

          Why wouldn’t the jet fighter pilot cross a black cat’s path?

          Too risky.

 

          Why won’t vampires steal silverware?

          That would reflect badly upon them.

 

          Why do imps fly?

Because they take themselves lightly.

 

          Why do witches always come in covens?

Because which witch is which?

 

          Why can’t a ghost testify in court?

          It’s not a material witness.

 

          Why do skulls grin?

          Wait and see.

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