To Trump

 

Orange Toad

 

While riding a bus on the road

A florid deplorable toad

Boldly bragged to a pal

He could grope any gal

But we heard. May he reap what he sowed!

 

 

 

Dear Donald

 

Oh you special orange Snowflake

It is time to quit your bitchin’;

If you cannot stand the heat

Then you’d better leave the kitchen!

 

 

 

 

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