Hark, The Herald Devils Screech

Hark, The Herald Devils Screech

 

 

Hark, the herald devils screech

School starts soon! You’re back in reach!

Back for weeks of misery

In this penitentiary!

Back for pencils, back for books,

Back for student’s dirty looks!

Hark, the herald devils screech

School starts soon! You’re back in reach!

 

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