Zen Math

     Zen Math

 

Master: I have a three-line proof that infinity equals zero.

Student: Please give me that three-line proof.

Master: I have a three-line proof that infinity equals zero.

 

Commentary:

That has three lines; it’s in an infinite loop; it proves nothing; therefore it’s a three-line proof that infinity equals zero.


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