Major Credit Cards Honored

             From the Annals of the National Liar

       V2#2 October 31, 1995

 

       Major Credit Cards Honored

 

       Minor Credit Cards Mocked

       Micro Credit Cards Snubbed

       Discredit Cards Denounced

       Mega Credit Cards Worshiped

       Checks Rejected

       IOU’s Persecuted

       Barter Tolerated

       Gold Acknowledged

       Money Accepted